goodheavensyouboys:

staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying because did my eye just twitch am i having a stroke oh my god i am going to die alone of a stroke at the age of 18 and my family will come home to a very messy house and a rotting body

awkwardvagina:

i just fell down the stairs and my mum took a photo

modestdemidov:

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

lauriejuspeczyk:

those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present

queerpong:

HTML actually stands for

How

The fuck does this work

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